Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) 

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!

Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) by sweetpea April 8, 2004

candy ass 

The proper title for Eminem, the faggot-ass white rapper who attacks women and George Bush.

WTF, Eminem?! Are you named after a piece of candy; YOU MUST BE A FUCKIN CANDY ASS!

candy ass by Union Soldier May 13, 2005

candyfish 

when everything tastes sweet and you think there are fish swimming around, an extension of worship of pierre

the weak fink fell into a deep state of candyfish after viewing the holy radience of pierre.

candyfish by pierre January 25, 2004

Candy Cane Smoothie 

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.

Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.

Candy Cane Smoothie by Dustin Wrather December 2, 2009

candy 

usually a feline known to show its bits around town...

hey candy i will leave your money on the table, close the door when you let yourself out

candy by jim buck jones July 19, 2010

candycane lane 

Candycane lane is a neighbor hood during Christmas time when the whole neighborhood has there whole house all lit up. (this is also shown on the show "New Girl"

an example for candycane lane is a very lightened neighborhood

candycane lane by brittney101 January 2, 2012

Cann 

Leave it or fuck it

Bro, let’s cann this place.

Let’s cann back home.

Cann by TravisScott000 July 19, 2019