if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Punching the werewolf

When a very hairy man is masturbating.

I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

by JudasJones August 28, 2019

Wish You Were Here

Pink Floyd's 9th studio album, released in 1975. Often considered one of their greater works and one of the best albums ever. Also the name of a song featured in the same album, one of the band's more well-known songs.

I love Wish You Were Here, it's my favorite Floyd album.

by Geocube15 November 21, 2020

the book were making is too short.

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.

i love you but the book were making is too short.

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Sonic The Werehog

Furry version of Sonic

Me: Plays Sonic Unleashed
Sonic: Turns into Sonic The Werehog
Me: Sonic has turned into a furry? Like wtf

by UltimateDoge August 7, 2022

You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me

When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.

One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?

by Gingerballin December 13, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! :D

just make a word you lasanga bitch.

Just make a word. Its easy. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! :D

by boblox ron July 24, 2021