slappyjam

Half tall man in stockholm with erectile dysfunction.

Defined Slappyjam får inte upp den.

by Dr. Prazl June 22, 2018

Slappage

Performing an act so well you slap God in the face.

Synonyms include; fire, litty titty, badass, yeet, and awesome sauce

Damn, I fucked the shit outta that bitch. It was pure slappage.

by Dlister321 June 22, 2018

Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018

slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack

Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.

by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018

Slapstick Comedy

The act of hitting someone with a stick to entertain others.

Man, that slapstick comedy really left that guy in stitches.

by ThMaddHatter April 14, 2018

Slappy steak

The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.

Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.

by Steak daddy July 10, 2018