2 definitions by DirtySouth305

slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

by DirtySouth305 February 22, 2018

ball draft

When a man lifts up one leg and usually places his foot on a desk or bench to maximize the amount of air that flows past his balls; hence ball draft !

That's a helluva ball draft that he's using to air-dry!!

by DirtySouth305 January 13, 2018