Monkey Trader

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves. if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!

manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree and is a monkey trader..

Monkey Trader by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA March 15, 2007

Monkey-spank 

A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.

Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)

Monkey-spank by Reverend Tremendous Embakwame August 6, 2007

monkey ballsacks 

an exclamation for any extreame emotion.

also the main lyric in the songs, Ballsacks keep falling on my head and Monkey Ballsacks (church version)

Monkey ballsacks! I just shot a man!

monkey ballsacks by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

monkey socks 

Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.

Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front?

Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.

monkey socks by JDubz526 February 24, 2011

monkey storm 

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

monkey storm by RJ May 19, 2004

monkey's thumbs 

excessively long nipples that are highly visible through a woman's clothing

whoah ... did you see the monkey's thumbs on that

monkey's thumbs by Monodon July 27, 2004

monkey-slut 

Someone whose standards are so low that they'll shag a monkey.

Dude, look at the grenade that monkey-slut's dancing with!

monkey-slut by Emily Younger April 23, 2003