Monodon's definitions

pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

michelips

someone with big puffy lips, like the Michelin man

Leslie Ash used to be fine, but since her botched op she is a right Michelips.

by Monodon July 27, 2004

keblabia

The kind of pussy you only go for when you are wearing beer goggles

I was so pissed last night I ended up having a keblabia

by Monodon July 27, 2004

cheesus

Exclamation given to deride extremely cheesy/corny moment, usually shouted midway through pathetic films

Oh Cheesus! why are we watching this crap?

by Monodon July 27, 2004

monkey's thumbs

excessively long nipples that are highly visible through a woman's clothing

whoah ... did you see the monkey's thumbs on that

by Monodon July 27, 2004

shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

whorange

Skin colour caused by using cheap fake tanning lotion

Her huge gold earrings clashed with her whorange skin

by Monodon July 27, 2004