A guy so infatuated by a woman, or should I say Goddess, that he would eat a yard of her feces just to see where it came from. Once there, begging for seconds.

He’s so pussy whipped that he is just happy she lets him see it.

Pussy Whipped by Philo Swneey December 14, 2008

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bisexual whiplash

It's spring, the weather turns warn, and for the first time in many months all the cute people wandering around the street/mall/food court/city park/farmers market/etc. are wearing light clothing revealing faces, arms, legs, cleavage... The more of them distract you, the more often you turn to look, the more likely you are to get bisexual whiplash.

Straight people can get it too, of course, but being bi doubles your vulnerability.

The cute people are out today! I went to get some food and got bisexual whiplash just trying to cross the street.

bisexual whiplash by my name is Cos November 24, 2007

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pussy-whipped

The state of being influenced so greatly by your female significant other that you a) unreasonably change the way you act around your friends, family, and others so as not to upset said significant other and b) feel that you deserve a reward for not acting in a way that would upset said significant other.

Jason refuses to go to any parties anymore because he is pussy-whipped.

pussy-whipped by A Nony Mouse Forever October 29, 2005

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dick whipped

woman controlled by her man

The woman was dick whipped by her man and his big penis.

dick whipped by Pixie November 24, 2003

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