by Danzz November 16, 2010
by Kegs July 06, 2006
by ShaneH Fap January 29, 2011
1. a loser fanboy who defends his apple products by splitting hairs and saying superior technology is a blatant rip off of his device. usually found and quickly banned in android or windows forums.
2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he's doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc... in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth.
3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they're sold at.
2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he's doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc... in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth.
3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they're sold at.
1. p 1. android is a rip off of IOS because they both have touch screens and apps
p 2. shut up you apple jackoff
2. look at that loser staring at his desktop typing nonsense in texedit such an apple jackoff
3. i hate those 13 year old apple jackoffs who go all the way across town to go to apple store to upload photobooth photos of themselves to facebook
p 2. shut up you apple jackoff
2. look at that loser staring at his desktop typing nonsense in texedit such an apple jackoff
3. i hate those 13 year old apple jackoffs who go all the way across town to go to apple store to upload photobooth photos of themselves to facebook
by theandroiddroid July 19, 2011
when a man goes down on a female and gets remnants of pussy juice in his mustache...looks like apples hanging off of an apple tree.
Man, I went down on my girl last night and had snatch apples all in my mustache!
Man, get those snatch apples outta ur mustache...I can smell them all the way over here.
Man, get those snatch apples outta ur mustache...I can smell them all the way over here.
by Pooter Brown December 13, 2008
When you take your sweaty balls by the sack, forming an apple, and placing them on someones shoulder or forehead in an aggressive manner.
by The Beave September 21, 2004
1) An instrument of pure enjoyment, see pleasure, sex
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.
by cork July 07, 2003