cork's definitions

Mozilla

The best {web browser - mail client} existing on earth.
Opensource, regularly updated, and secure.

My god ! still using IE ? get Mozilla instantly or I kick your face off.

by cork July 7, 2003

blue screen of death

what sees a Windows user most frequently

Wow, that's my 36343573th BSOD this day.

by cork July 7, 2003

jet

To abandon, to give up an object.
Shortened form of jettison.

We gotta hurry, jet your bag and follow me.

by Cork April 9, 2005

apple computer

1) An instrument of pure enjoyment, see pleasure, sex
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.

My dear, please stop these cries of love when you are working on your apple computer.

by cork July 7, 2003