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Mr. Nice Guy 

A dildo, vibrator or other masturbatory tool a woman uses while spelunking.
She goes to the market to get some things she needs: cigarettes, some chardonnay, and a ten-pack of C's for Mr. Nice Guy.
Mr. Nice Guy by EmJayH June 18, 2008
Phrase used, mostly in the Deep South, when the speaker really means 'Who gives a shit!'
How nice!
How nice by Big Bad Southern Daddy December 8, 2010

Midwest Nice

The type of niceness you see from a guy from the midwest areas in America such as Michigan or Wisconsin, who is considered the most laid-back dude ever. If he's someone with the midwest nice is owning the lawn and he sees your lawn is getting pretty shaggy, he's going to offer to mow your lawn. If you don't have enough money for Culvers, he'll gladly pay for the rest of his cheese curds and custard. If you're stepping on his foot, he'll say "Ope! excuse me sir/ma'am, I hope it's not to big of an ask but may you... um you're stepping on my foot, it kinda hurts, thank you!"
Charlie Berens is a youtube with the midwest nice.
"This guy, yeah, he offered to clean out my gutter for free, he must have that Midwest Nice or something."

Wisconsin Nice 

Wisconsinite who is kind and generous to others...as long as they are just like they are. White, working, not on drugs (Alcohol is not a drug. Beer is a gift from God.), heterosexual, white, Jesus loving Christian, long-haired hippie types need not apply, and white. Doncha be one of those commie liberals from Minnesota or one of them unmarried druggies from the projects of Chicago. Oh,
Cindy was all for helping others but not one dollar of her taxes better go to anyone until after they passed a drug test and got a job and they better not spend any of that money on fancy food. She was Wisconsin Nice.

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.
And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...

Natty Nice

Natural Ice: Natty Nice is given to the beer Natural Ice because it tastes like most all swill beers but has the spunk to get you Nice and fucked up because of the higher alcohol content
Bud light? naw fuck that give me a natty nice
Natty Nice by Natty Nice August 1, 2008