john hein

Member of the howard stern show and founder of jumptheshark.com.

Part of john hein theme song

He's a rich nerd, because of t.v guide jon hein's now a freekin millionaire, he sold jumptheshark and you know what's funny, the great big dork now have fuck you money.

john hein by Fla.Fla.Flo.Fly October 27, 2007

john smith 

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

john smith by -\_/- December 28, 2005

John Merrick 

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.

Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.

John Merrick by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008

John Mode 

an all-encompassing state of mind which allows endless possibilities to those who enable it. With John Mode ON, no other modes are required. It is superior to God Mode, Beast Mode, à la mode or any other mode conceived by man or nature.

When playing Call of Duty on Xbox LIVE I turned on John Mode and pwned those noobzorz.

John Mode by Dark Chocolate v2 June 15, 2011

John L. Sullivan 

John L. Sullivan is the manliest man to ever live. He is known to many as one of the pioneers in the sport of fisticuffs or bare knuckle boxing. He was the original heavyweight champ and toured offering to knock anyone out for money. His all time record only inclued 2 losses. he also had a handlebar moustache that ranks with the greatest of them.

John L. Sullivan was the greatest fighter who ever lived and the pinnacle of manliness.

John L. Sullivan by MrPersp3ctive August 28, 2007

John Lemon

The frontman of the Beets, brilliant song writer and musical Jesus. Decieved by the succubus Yoko Onion. He is bigger than Jesus and greater than you. Bow down.

John Lemon is the worst meme of 2016. Go die

John Lemon by MemesForSand January 3, 2017

John Steinbeck 

An incredible author, born in California, whose books were mainly based in the agricultural pastures of California. Famous writer of novels such as Of Mice and Men, The Grapes of Wrath, and East of Eden, among many others. You should definitely try reading his novels.

I really like John Steinbeck's book.

John Steinbeck by Britishbostonian August 10, 2017