John Stamos

1. Uncle Jessie from Full House
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I did a John Stamos after watching full house.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006

John Rodriguez

Bad Ass MoFo born in BA, Argentina. can't stay in one place for too long. loves you more than you might love him. musician/cyclist/skater/smoker. if you've met him, consider yourself lucky, cause he's always gone before you know it.

"i saw John Rodriguez the other day... i love that guy."

by fanatttttic February 4, 2010

John Bindon

Slang name for a penis

Mmmmm, he's got a big John Bindon.

The old John Bindon needs a good wash

I bet you'd like to touch his John Bindon

by John Bindon May 23, 2009

John Nutt

defines one who is purely awesome at nearly everything he attempts.
You either love him or hate him due to jealousy.

Kid: Man, Matt is such a John Nutt
Other: I was just thinking that!
Kid: We should see if he wants to hang out later
Other: totally!

by Adam Reece September 15, 2010

Poor-John

An amazing band from Durham, Maine. You can listen to them here: Http://www.myspace.com/poorjohn or here: Http://www.poor-john.com.

Man, Have you heard that band Poor-John? they're incredible I think I'm going to go buy their album "This CD Made Us Broke..." Today.

by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

john mcfail

The losing candidate of the 2008 election. Originally named John McCain until his concession speech in which he says "the failure is mine, not yours" He pretty much sets himself up for this one.

John Mcfail. maybe next time.

by McFailure March 19, 2009

John Large

Complete wasteman who constantly throws up, either on people or wherever he can. You can find him in either White Hart, G's Nightclub, Yates or at 3FC.

Dude you seeing John Large tonght?
Ugh No he is a wasteman and he threw up on me last night!!

by Riddler23rko February 23, 2012