bollock chops 

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

bollock chops by dirty kev October 8, 2003

Chope 

The act of surreptitiously taking photos up a woman's skirt without her permission or knowledge. Also known as upskirting

Named after the Tory MP Christopher Chope, a prominent back bench bellend who blocked a law that would have made upskirting illegal.

"You got caught choping that girl by her boyfriend, dude, and now you're fucked."

"Don't chope dude, it's really creepy and wrong"

Chope by Laz Lunar June 17, 2018

Creamy Mutton Chops 

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

Creamy Mutton Chops by phatdik January 18, 2009

choptering 

When a helicopter sits on the pad with the roters and blades running for no good reason

Damn that Helicopter has been choptering for like 10 min, is it goin to take off or what?

choptering by eekface October 21, 2009

Chopper Squad 

The action of swinging ones penis around in a motion mimicking that of a helicopter's blades (but not over your head) thus sending more blood to the end of the penis and making it look bigger if the need should arise.

Dan needed to make his package look bigger for the photography shoot, so performed Chopper Squad to semi.

Chopper Squad by IAN ID January 13, 2009

choppin' the wood 

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

choppin' the wood by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

Chopping

Also many times known as choppin. This is a term for hitting on a girl. Most times one asks their friend if they are chopping by yelling ( Friends name) you be choppin? Another method used to prevent the one being chopped on from hearing the question is to make karate chop motions up and down many times quickly in the air with both hands.

Looks like John over there is chopping on that hot red head in the white dress.

or

Hey Mike you be chopping on that girl cause if not I am moving in.

Chopping by Dan nad and adn nad nda November 13, 2010