Jackoff Aftermath

The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating

Hey man, can i come over?

Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"

K. :)

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

morning-after french toast

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014

Afterglow

A hangover that is worth it because the previous night was so awesome.

Friend 1: Duude, why are you so happy? Don't you have a hangover from last night?

Friend 2: Nah, I've got an afterglow from dancing so hard and meeting my dream girl.

by Jcloud October 9, 2018

Penn State After Burner

When, while giving a "Hot Carl", you must proceed to urinate in the occupants mouth.

While during sex, i forced stacy to give me a Penn State After Burner

by JRonca December 14, 2004

Aftershock

The unexpected dislodge of any mixture of saliva, semen, sweat or lubrication from the anus followed by anal sex. Usually, it is through the act of farting. The dislodged mixture looks similar to snot and is usually clear. It can be slightly to very brown colored depending on how influential the receiver's poop is.
The explosion is a natural bodily function in which the buttocks uses to filter itself to become clean. The action presents itself anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours after receiving penetration.

Jordan: "Come to bed, dude."

Max: "I can't yet."

Jordan: "Why not?"

Max: "Dude, we just went at it for an hour; my aftershock is gonna be huge!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Austin: "Oh, boy! Gotta run to the bathroom. Aftershock just hit me."
Gramma Nancy: "But, church just started, darling."

Also known as: butt pop, fuck fart, after orgasm, cumfart

by Griffin F Thomas April 16, 2010

afte

Means never for not finishing the word after. Not a typo

ill tell you afte

by Anonymous763474 February 2, 2015

aftershock

a consequence of something

The aftershock of the incident almos got him impeached.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2008