by G-rock May 10, 2014
Today we, fans of all fandoms, are going to come together as 1 under the roof of 1 topic we can all empathize with each other about. The Aftershock.
Phase 1: Blank Stare. When the numbness from the realization of what you just watched or read hits you.
Phase 2: Incredulousness. When you look up from whatever it is that's making you feel this way and you realize; the world is still turning. People are talking about school and work and you're just like "NO."
Phase 3: Trying to Get on with your Life. Because the happenings that you've experienced are fictional after all and you, YOU, are a normal human being, and YOU, darn it, will go on with normal-human-being stuff. And you're determined for about 5 seconds.
Phase 4: Denial. *opens book*shuts book* "Nope." *pushes book away* "Nope. nope, didn't happen, didn't see it, didn't read it, nope. No."
Phase 5: Calling a Friend who is also in the fandom that is currently giving you a heart attack, and getting ridiculously upset when you learn that they are "not there yet".
When this happens you turn to tumblr because they have probably watched. And read. And reviewed. And analyzed, and turned into every gif imaginable the thing that is making you cry.
Phase 6: What the Heck Now.(now what?)
Fans of fandoms, you know what I am talking about...We PUT ourselves through this. MULTIPLE TIMES. And there's a sick, twisted part of us that LIKES it. We have nobody to blame but ourselves.
Phase 1: Blank Stare. When the numbness from the realization of what you just watched or read hits you.
Phase 2: Incredulousness. When you look up from whatever it is that's making you feel this way and you realize; the world is still turning. People are talking about school and work and you're just like "NO."
Phase 3: Trying to Get on with your Life. Because the happenings that you've experienced are fictional after all and you, YOU, are a normal human being, and YOU, darn it, will go on with normal-human-being stuff. And you're determined for about 5 seconds.
Phase 4: Denial. *opens book*shuts book* "Nope." *pushes book away* "Nope. nope, didn't happen, didn't see it, didn't read it, nope. No."
Phase 5: Calling a Friend who is also in the fandom that is currently giving you a heart attack, and getting ridiculously upset when you learn that they are "not there yet".
When this happens you turn to tumblr because they have probably watched. And read. And reviewed. And analyzed, and turned into every gif imaginable the thing that is making you cry.
Phase 6: What the Heck Now.(now what?)
Fans of fandoms, you know what I am talking about...We PUT ourselves through this. MULTIPLE TIMES. And there's a sick, twisted part of us that LIKES it. We have nobody to blame but ourselves.
Here's some advice on how to avoid The Aftershock...I'm just kidding. You can't. There's no getting away from this.
Those of you strange creatures called Average Human Beings Who Don't Belong To A Fandom; if you detect these phases coming from someone near you? Stay away. Do not touch. Do not get close. Do not ask us what is wrong. Do not try to HUG. If you have food, like chocolate, plop it in our laps and book it. A fan on edge is not a fan to be trifled with. Like setting off a BOMB.
The Aftershock. Trust me, you know it. Whether it's the finale or if you have to wait a year or 3 years for the next 1. You know what I'm talking about.
"NO.NO.YOU should ALL be in tears. The world should be BURNING. Who cares about taxes when... Snape! How did Sherlock survive that? How did he survive that? He had to have survived that! Why is nobody asking this question?"
"Hey, I'm calling to pay my utilities bill... Who cares about my card number if Nick and Prim are dead! NOTHING MATTERS...hello?"
*opens book**shuts book* "Nope." *pushes book away* "Nope. nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. NO. nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, didn't happen, didn't see it, didn't read it, nope. nope. No."
"How! How are you not on the Heroes of Olympus series yet? Busy? That is not an excuse, now who am I supposed to sob with!?"*sobs*
"Sherlock, no! Snape, no! Edward, no! Ethan no! PERCY! ROSE! HARRY!"
And that's The Aftershock. -CassJayTuck video on youtube "The Aftershock"
Those of you strange creatures called Average Human Beings Who Don't Belong To A Fandom; if you detect these phases coming from someone near you? Stay away. Do not touch. Do not get close. Do not ask us what is wrong. Do not try to HUG. If you have food, like chocolate, plop it in our laps and book it. A fan on edge is not a fan to be trifled with. Like setting off a BOMB.
The Aftershock. Trust me, you know it. Whether it's the finale or if you have to wait a year or 3 years for the next 1. You know what I'm talking about.
"NO.NO.YOU should ALL be in tears. The world should be BURNING. Who cares about taxes when... Snape! How did Sherlock survive that? How did he survive that? He had to have survived that! Why is nobody asking this question?"
"Hey, I'm calling to pay my utilities bill... Who cares about my card number if Nick and Prim are dead! NOTHING MATTERS...hello?"
*opens book**shuts book* "Nope." *pushes book away* "Nope. nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. NO. nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, didn't happen, didn't see it, didn't read it, nope. nope. No."
"How! How are you not on the Heroes of Olympus series yet? Busy? That is not an excuse, now who am I supposed to sob with!?"*sobs*
"Sherlock, no! Snape, no! Edward, no! Ethan no! PERCY! ROSE! HARRY!"
And that's The Aftershock. -CassJayTuck video on youtube "The Aftershock"
by chimericalineffable September 21, 2013
Post ejaculatory sensation in the body which can come shortly after male ejaculation. The sensation lasting no more than a second, feels like a small shock or jolt to the body, and is usually followed by post-cum a few minutes later a.k.a (the dribble)
by billy-5050 January 27, 2009
when the sex is so good that the girl has an orgasm after the stimulation (fingering, licking, fucking) has stopped
by whit February 13, 2004
When you have an initial crap that comes out fine, then 30 mins later, there is a huge rush of diarrhea. The initial dump must feel complete, not pinched off to qualify.
"Man, I thought I had a no wiper, but i was sitting at my desk later and felt the aftershock coming on."
by Hendri6 October 15, 2008
Bong terminology. The residual smoke in the bong and it's piping after toking the main hit. Usually, your lungs are too full to take in the aftershock. Checking the density of smoke in the aftershock is a good way to see how good your hit was, but that is pointless.
by machowoman December 12, 2008
Horrible, disgusting spirit favoured by neds, chavs and other assorted morons. It does get you very, very drunk very, very quickly, but it is disgusting and horrible. Comes in volcano red, urine green and swimming-pool blue flavours.
by md25 April 28, 2004