Paintball Possy

Hysteria... I would say some of the pro teams but they are leaning more towards paintball gods... i love you ollie lang

em... i just burnt my tongue

by Big Ballah March 15, 2005

paint the pig

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?
Alex: Sure did!

by suhmanter April 22, 2008

toxic paint

Something you can drink, as long as you're not a pussy.

"It says here that this green paint is harmful if ingested"
"Pfft. I'm not a pussy!"

by Captain Nigger of the White Cracker Factory March 19, 2005

Philadelphia Painter

When you are having sex, and you ejaculate all over the walls and you grab the girls hair (as if shes a paintbrush) and paint the room with her mouth (she licks the semen off of the walls).

"This girl and I were going at it so hard that when it was time to ejaculate I blew my load all over her bedroom walls and then grabbed her hair and made her do the Philadelphia Painter"

by Paparazzi69 November 2, 2009

wet paint

That little bit of shit just inside the outer rim of the asshole. Only seen when the anus is relaxed.

John: So... I was 69 with Marissa on top of me.

Steve: Okay...

John: And I was grabbing her asscheeks and spreading them as I made lunch of her naughty bits, right?

Steve: Yeah?

John: Jeepus Cripes! I got wet paint on my nose!

by Double X November 5, 2008

paintbrush

slang for a sexual motion to slimuate the clitorris of a woman with the tongue, a motion a man does on a women when he takes his tongue and goes straight down her clitoris

That head was so fire, he did the paintbrush on me gurl!

by tmillzillwill January 15, 2008

painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place

I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling

by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017