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suhmanter's definitions
paint the pig
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phrase coined as a codename for
masturbation
to seem less sketchy.
absolutely nothing
to do with bestiality. similar to
spanking the monkey
Sam: Hey Alex,
did you
paint
the pig
today?
Alex: Sure did!
by
suhmanter
April 22, 2008
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