Wooden onesie 

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

Wooden onesie by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

wooden spoon 

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

wooden spoon by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

wookie load 

When a hairier than average man of large stature grunts furiously as he shoots his overabundant load of man juice.

She quivered with passion as he let out a throaty grunt, because she knew the wookie load was sure to come.

wookie load by Great White April 3, 2007

North woodmere

A small town in valley stream NY. THis town is primary jewish and contains at least 79% stoners. There is a local shopping center where jerry's bagels is located. It kicks ass! go check it out. The town seems to be gradually increasing with russians out of know where but w.e. On weekends kids roam the streets looking for weed and for some odd enough reason have not been introduced to cocain yet. This own has it own park which people from the town generally dont go to since there is the possibility of people jumped.

ORDER the shantizzzleeeeeeee

North woodmere oh yea!

North woodmere by scott tuccck November 16, 2010

Woodser 

an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.

"What's the festering scab on your lip? Is that herpes?"

"Yeah. I went to Woodser."

Woodser by Big Freeze UFL February 6, 2010

woodzie

A social gathering with refreshing alcoholic beverages in a heavily wooded area, especialy one under several large trees in a thicket consisting of pine or oak with multiple cold kegs on tap and loud music.

I hear there's a woodzie tonight after the bar.

woodzie by KingMagicMike July 16, 2008

Wooden Koala 

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

Wooden Koala by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010