Wonky

Wonk or Wonky is another word for distorted. If your face is not symmetrical then you have a Wonky ass face.

#1: that’s a really cute dog
#2: yeah... but the face is a bit wonky
#1: I think that’s why it’s so cute. Like ugly cute.

by wonkgod December 30, 2017

Wonky Club Banger

The word 'wonky' is to be used in a positive manner to describe the type of music being played. Wonky depicts a simply gripping and invigoratingly clever composition of any genre that immediately sends chills down your spine upon hearing it, whilst making you wish that this very song went on for hours.

*Radio starts smacking out a fat beat*

Garry: Wow, this is truly a wonky club banger

by JoshBurgerAndFries May 6, 2018

Wonky Bonky

When your Bonk isn't working

Yea Jim sucks in bed, he got a Wonky Bonky

by Big Cunt Swallower April 4, 2020

Wonky

A loopy backwards person

Can’t believe Tom Roberts is doing that,he’s so wonky

by C4 droppah April 29, 2020

Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020

wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

Wonky

odd, nonfunctional

Triston looks extra wonky today.

by Zoe Bigham October 12, 2020