Weiner Shot

When someone takes a photo with their cell phone of themself with clothes on or clothes off buy using the reflection of their mirror. "May or may not include junk"

Hey bro, I just saw your facebook page.... sweet weiner shot.

by kelkins June 14, 2011

weinered

To recieve an unrequested photo of a man's genitals
on your electronic messaging device.

"Oh gross!!! That guy I met at speed dating last night just weinered me!

by jsd9632 June 16, 2011

Water weight

The favorite excuse of nikocado avocado

Person 1: dude you are so fat
person 2:its just water weight

by 1in7.7billion April 20, 2021

Weiner Cleaner

one who gives head very often

dude i would but that weiner cleaner proley has std's

by cecelia feathers November 5, 2006

weight nazi

One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.

You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.

by Master Chief July 12, 2003

Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands

Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight

by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010

weinerdog

A dachshund, either standard or minature. Called weinerdog because of its resemblance to a hotdog or "weiner". This dog was originally bred in Germany to find moles or badgers.

That's an adorable weinerdog walking down the sidewalk!

by Sarah L. February 17, 2005