12 definitions by Master Chief
The term is a derogatory term used to define that someone (or something) is really hopeless at what that do.
Derivative of the word bad
Source, believed to originate from fighters within the covenant.
Derivative of the word bad
Source, believed to originate from fighters within the covenant.
by Master Chief November 13, 2004
The reason a drunk person may decide to climb onto a parked car, fall off, knock himself unconcious and be taken to a local hospital by Ambulance. He will also have his shoes confiscated by the Police and miss the rest of his best mates Stag night.
by Master Chief August 12, 2003
A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...
by Master Chief June 20, 2003
Post-Lopez. Jennifer Lopez claimed that being "for real" was like breathing for her and that she was still "Jenny from the Block".
Considering she is the least grounded person since Yuri Gagarin, it is somewhat a surprise that even though everyone knew this, they STILL lapped it up.
Considering she is the least grounded person since Yuri Gagarin, it is somewhat a surprise that even though everyone knew this, they STILL lapped it up.
by Master Chief September 29, 2003
One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.
You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.
by Master Chief July 13, 2003
The plural for "bollocks" (which, in turn, is the plural for bollock).
To be boli, a thing must be absolute and total bollocks. Immeasurable in it's bollock-ness.
To be boli, a thing must be absolute and total bollocks. Immeasurable in it's bollock-ness.
by Master Chief August 12, 2003
may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap ass close range sword used in Halo 2.
noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)
noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)
Play live all day long and dont using the FUCKING noob stick you fucking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)
by Master Chief December 1, 2004