a tight, usually humiliating grasp or hug. if a female, the weaver gripper will pick you up under the arms. if a male, the weaver gripper will slap your balls relentlessly.
dude 1: check out that weaver grip Fred is pulling on Jade.
dude 2: OW Jordan just weaver gripped my balls!
dude 2: OW Jordan just weaver gripped my balls!
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When you applied for an awesome new job but one of your mates applied for it behind your back and beats you.
Greg was so confident that he had the new job that he had already bought a new suit, but then Jon applied and weavered it away from him. Jon starts Monday
by Screech161616 December 17, 2011
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by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021
Get the Weaker than my piss mug.A person who constantly attempts to position themselves in front of you at a show. Stage weasels are obsessed with getting as close as possible to the performer on stage. Most stage weasels are usually female although if male the stage weasel will usually be taller than you.
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Get the Load Wearer mug.Joe: I just ordered you a gingerbread latte with chocolate sprinkles.
Jack: That's so Weaver!
Joe: But it tastes so good!
Jack: That's so Weaver!
Joe: But it tastes so good!
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