Definitions by I_AM_TORGO

Stage Weasel 

A person who constantly attempts to position themselves in front of you at a show. Stage weasels are obsessed with getting as close as possible to the performer on stage. Most stage weasels are usually female although if male the stage weasel will usually be taller than you.

After the warm-up act is when stage weasels are at their most aggressive.

Stage Weasel by I_AM_TORGO December 26, 2008