stefan's definitions

scret

skank, slut and ciggarette all in one

what a scret! but id fuck her.....

by stefan April 7, 2004

Sparkey

Good name for a cat.

Sparky! Stop eating all my cheese!

by stefan May 5, 2004

Enken

Both good looking and clever female living in a village named like a spice.

by Stefan January 17, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

by Stefan December 2, 2003

ED

verb, to apply Early Decision to college in an attempt to beat out the rest of the private-school pack. Most frequently employed by those in prep school.

Where are you EDing?
Penn.
OMG, me too!

by Stefan November 20, 2003

SAD

Seasonal Affective Disorder. The condition of being grumpy and/or depressed in the wintry months.

I'm sad.
You have SAD! Here are some drugs.
...

by Stefan November 21, 2003

purple cow

a phrase used to severely annoy one by distracting that person and causing them to stop the sneeze they are in and otherwise killing it.

Jason: aaaaah...AHHHHHH...

Stefan: PURPLE COW!

Jason: ach...goddamnit stefan, i'll kill you for that!

by stefan April 24, 2005