Toledo Tuxedo

Combination Cincinnati Bow Tie, Cleveland Steamer, and Columbus Cumberbund aka having sex with a stoma hole, shitting on someones chest, and sex with colostomy bag hole.

The chick I picked up last night was into some kinky stuff...she begged for a Toledo Tuxedo, but I was constipated.

by Uncle Slippyfist October 21, 2010

Toledo, Ohio

A city in the northwestern portion of Ohio, a few miles from the southern border of Michigan, so it has the filth of Detroit, and the white trash of the rest of Ohio. The Point is one of the few nice neighborhoods in Toledo, and is just off the Ottowa River. The only problem is that you're not supposed to swim in the river, because it's toxic. Toledo is a city that never really grows. Neighborhoods rot and decay away, just to be built over so they can be unkept and rot again, costing the city (which is already in considerable debt) millions of dollars each year. Regrettably, with the exception of Cleveland (please don't laugh too hard) and Colombus, Toledo is one of the nicer cities in Ohio, except for the Neo-Naziis and race riots.

I want to move to a city on the southern coast of Lake Erie... like mabye Detroit or Cleveland. Then again, I'm a white supremacist... so I guess I'll head for Toledo, Ohio.

by xTrippleZero May 4, 2006

Toledo Toothbrush

When you ejaculate onto a toothbrush after some hardcore, dirty sexand you clean the females mouth with your cum.

Guy: Ready for your Toledo Toothbrush?!?
Girl: Yeah, Wash my mouth out real good!

by Phil_Clementi November 9, 2010

Toledo Depth Charge

A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner.

Being a lazy, unenlightened misogynist, I quickly got tired of yelling about the bad blowjob and just dropped a toledo depth charge.

by the cheap ironist October 29, 2003

toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

by billthecat April 27, 2009

tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010

Toledo Hotpipe

A Toledo hot pipe is when you are receiving oral sex and you tightly grasp the hair on the "givers" head force your cock down their throat and cum, only to quickly pull out and shove their face in your ass for a nasty fart.

Jimmie: "C'mon sweetie why are you mad at me?"

Jenny: "I told you I would swallow but that Toledo Hotpipe was uncalled for, you are a real jerk"

Jimmie: "Bitch"

by Ralph Munch January 16, 2010