Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.

Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!

by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

Cum Guards

Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.

That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?

by Al-katraz September 6, 2013

guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

by Ben November 18, 2004

Penor Guard

Guard for your penor

OMG! Activate the penor guard!

by zyk0 March 30, 2004

Color Guard

A person who is multi talented and do a routine with at least one of these flag, rifle, baton, and can in some cases dance, must know how to march.

Look at the color guard in the band their flags are so pretty.

by Elizabeth September 15, 2003

Color Guard

Girls (mostly) who spin a flag, rifle, and/or sabre( or sword). They are a mix between cheerleaders, dancers, and football players. They work their asses off to look good out on the field. Color guards are always together in shows, and strive to look the same. They are the best part of marching band.

Bob: Hey, whose that hot chick wearing a unitard and spinning a flag?

Steve: Oh, that's Sally, she's on color guard!
Bob: Sweet.

by hannahgeeeeee August 6, 2009

Guard Geek

Someone in Color Guard who has no life outside of Color Guard/Marching Band. Can usually be found in the band room when they have any spare time. Also spends so much time with the band that they start to like band guys and produce cand babies.

We ate lunch in the band, room we are such Guard Geeks!

by Rebekah December 19, 2004