Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

muppet nose

Pushing ones penis down between the testicles until the region begins to look vaguely like the eyes and nose of Gonzo, or an as-of-yet unnamed Muppet.

"She seemed sort of blue, so I showed her my muppet nose. That cheered her up".

by C Dillard February 26, 2009

muppet mower

a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit

"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"

by aggz May 5, 2008

smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008

muppet chuck

The way you throw a small or tiny person so that they have an unpredictable flight pattern.

"Do you think you can take that guy?"
"Heck, I can Muppet Chuck him across the room"

by POINTSSSS April 10, 2015

Musty Muppet

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.

Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.

by fatheradem January 13, 2019

muppet high

the feeling of euphoria after seeing The Muppets Movie, in which one wants to hug everybody in the world and will not be sad for the next two years or so

Proctor: "I'm on such a muppet high right now, not even the accident we just saw can bring my mood down."

by TimeBeing November 25, 2011