Tepperman

An act of such utter stupidity, it confounds all preconceived notions of common sense. Not only does this act offend all that is logical, but it goes unnoticed as being illogical by the offender.

Do you see that guy over there who bought 10 boxes of cheez-its because they say 10 for a $1, and he thought you had to buy all 10? He so pulled a Tepperman.

by The 351 April 13, 2009

Tepperman

An act of such utter stupidity, it confounds all preconceived notions of common sense. Not only does this act offend all that is logical, but it goes unnoticed as being illogical by the offender.

Do you see that guy over there who bought 10 boxes of cheez-its because they say 10 for a $1, and he thought you had to buy all 10? He so pulled a Tepperman.

by The 351 April 13, 2009

tipper

A bitch who only sucks on the tip of the dick. She knows the penis is more than two inches long, yet she won't venture beyond the tip.

Coont was chillin after a good night of slangin rock and drinkin 40's like it wasn't nuttin. A slut came over and began to tip. Coont threw her out a 3 storey window to show his disgust.

"Fuckin Tippers," said Coont. "Got that right," agreed Nad.

by Nad Retard April 13, 2008

Birthday Cake Topper

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.

One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.

by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010

texpert

Person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. A pedant.

From the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus".

"Expert, texpert, choking smoker, don't you hear the joker laugh at you?"

by Jasper Ferg March 20, 2011

Tipper Gore

Someone who thinks that music is ruining the Nation's youth.

Tipper Gore thinks that kids will become better people if a sticker is placed on a record.

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

tupperware party

A gathering where a woman engages in sex with three men, taking one penis in her vagina, one in her anus, and one in her mouth. Hence she is air tight.

Lisa invited the mailman, the pool boy, and the pizza delivery man to her tupperware party.

by Huskey Balls April 20, 2006