Tasered

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.

Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."

by Greasegrim March 11, 2016

Tater Toot

A tater toot is a fart that smells of french fries or tater tots. These will frequently transpire shortly after eating said food items. They are kind of deceptive because their potency sneaks up on you. At first, they are only mildly offensive but after you get a good whiff they tend to knock you over.

Damn! Who let that tater toot?!

by Bob Tate September 12, 2017

Nap Taste

The indescribable, yet specific taste one gets in their mouth after waking up from a late-afternoon nap. Feelings towards nap taste are completely subjective, as some people would want to keep it forever, while others request orange juice at an instant to rid themselves of nap taste. Nap taste was first brought into existence by Dorothy of The Wizard of Oz, upon waking up from her dream.

Unconscious Dorothy: There's no place like home.
Aunt Em: Dorothy, Dorothy Dear, it's Aunt Em darling.
Conscious Dorothy: Bitch, I don't give a flying fuck who you are, I just want to know what the hell that taste is in my mouth!
Aunt Em: Why, that's Nap Taste dear, I'll be back with some orange juice immediately.

by Rake Judolph June 2, 2011

have a taste

Have a drink of alcohol. Frequently heard in the HBO show The Wire.

"hey lieutenant, come have a taste"
"did you two stop for a taste?"

by ebanddownfan April 14, 2019

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.

Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."

by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021

k-tastrophe

crazy, stalker, often found online, homewrecker, no life, attacks from long distances.

Wait, she's coming? It's gonna be such a k-tastrophe.

by Tina Maria January 25, 2008

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021