Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Strumpet

An extremely large clitoris. One that looks like a small to medium penis.

Dude I picked up this chick last night and she dropped her pants and had a strumpet. Wasn't sure if it turned me on or gay.

by I swear I'm not gay November 9, 2021

Strumselhuff

To blow a dish with your breath

He Strumselhuffed to cool his meal down

by Tomblabberyfan192893 August 2, 2023

Strump

A stress induced bowel movement. Stands for 'Stress Dump'.

Jesse: "Hey man, why didn't you pick up my call?"

Scotty: "Sorry, Fiona broke up with me, I was taking a strump."

by ThiccerSniccker August 1, 2024

Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

by VileGay September 20, 2023

scrumpshing

verb form of scrumptious. eating something super delicious, act of eating a food that is scrumptious.

this steak is SO good! i’m scrumpshing so hard right now.

by roseaholic9 February 2, 2024

Strumpet

a prostitute or promiscuous woman who also identifies as a crumpet (a thick, flat, savoury cake with a soft, porous texture, made from a yeast mixture cooked on a griddle and eaten toasted and buttered).

Mary! You are such a strumpet!

by SB+DC February 15, 2024