strangeling

one who is rather strange, but you can't quite put your finger on it as to why.

That kid over there is such a strangeling...

by thatonekidoverthere April 12, 2007

strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014

willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.

"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"

by jimbobthedon May 16, 2008

cock strangle

noun: a tedious ordeal; something painful or difficult; an extremely annoying experience

also can be used to refer to a person who exhibits such characteristics, although "cock strangler" may be more appropriate.

"Dude, that test was a fucking cock strangle"
"ugh, trying to get her to hang out is a cock strangle"
"You damn cock strangle(r)!!!!

by Big Poppa Clem June 27, 2017

Carolina Cock Strangle

When a girl lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed, then you choke her while fornicating her throat.

I saw your mom last night, and gave her the old Carolina Cock Strangle.

by Raperist September 25, 2014

Strangulate

To masturbate with such a tight grip on one's penis that it is denied the oxygen it requires to function properly. Much like in a cartoon, the head turns blue over time. A two-handed grip is used, and it is an extrememely intense action to observe.

Mother: Billy, time for dinner!
Billy: NO!! I'm stangulating.
Mother: Hmm? What does strangulate mean?
Billy: Nothing, keep the door closed please!

by CGrip October 2, 2005

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008