Smoked Taco

In women's prisons, when someone is raped with a hot curling iron.

"Dude! My mom just called from prison and said she got a Smoked Taco!"

by R. V. R. July 27, 2007

smoked

wasted; extremely drunk or intoxicated

After taking down a fifth of bourbon while watching college football, Thompson was smoked and decided to switch to beer.

by MoonlightBen December 28, 2005

smoked out

to go in a room, car, or other relatively small area and seal all the exits, then smoke your dank 'till the place of gathering is entirely filled w/ smoke

We smoked out the car, but the po-po man thought the car was on fire from the inside and busted our asses.

by ghandi September 19, 2002

Smode

A smaller chode. A chode is a small dick.

Chris Vargas has a chode. Dalton Neely has a Smode.

by Igloo in an Icebox December 24, 2012

smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.

by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006

smokedmeat

oral pleasure involving a female smoking a blunt and sucking a penis simoltanously

My girl friend was smoking a blunt and out of nowere she started giving me smokedmeat!!

by K-what!! March 13, 2008