scharenberg

Very cool amazing last name for people who are just better than you wayyyyy better

I wish I was like that guy who has the last name scharenberg

by Gaming Truck June 14, 2022

Schnarf

To consume with voracious enthusiasm, in manner of a velociraptor with no housetraining.

Dude, I can't believe you schnarfed the whole tub of cookie dough when you staggered in last night - WTF!!

by crestae9 September 7, 2022

schnaleen

A type of person who's kind to others. Very respectful and helpful towards others and never gives up. Honest when spoken to and never lies . An amazing, misunderstood person who needs people who understand and doesn't give up. Also doesn't take shit from people. And will cuss a bitch out of needed.

Omg I love schnaleen she's so kind .

by Neliiiiiooiooii November 21, 2023

schnarch

When you want to use the restroom to defecate but you don't want to because it feels good because it feels good holding it in.

I LIKE TO SCHNARCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

"YOU KNOW DAVID YOU REALLY SHOULDNT SCHNARCH! YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF, JUST GO TO THE RESTROOM!"

BOB: "I KNOW BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!"

by The Gaping Doctor March 31, 2024

schnarfy

Having a VERY stuffy nose, worse than just sniffly

I’m just going to stay home anyway. I’m too schnarfy to even want to go outside, let alone actually do it.

by Goyangi July 27, 2024

Fart Schnarfing

The legendary art of farting into one's own cupped hand, then snorting it.

Darren: Hey Luke, do you want to see what fart schnarfing is?
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*

by Fakespeare October 28, 2021