Bailei Schmitt

The best person in the world. She is the most beautiful girl in the entire world. The most amazing girl ever!

Bailei Schmitt is the best

by anonymous73619 July 13, 2019

Zack schmitt

a person with receding hair, fake supreme wallet, and hasn’t shown his PP to any of his friends

This dudes pullin a heavy zack schmitt vibe

by Coochie boy January 31, 2020

timothy schmidting

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.

I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.

by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

internal burning schmitt

Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.

by Milanoymous October 19, 2003

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

A modern gunslinger, turned wrestler.

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

by RacistLgbtqLover July 6, 2023