schmeeder

A type of test tube containing the fecal matter of 3 persons (one person must preferably have brown skin) and also contains their urine.

I used a schmeeder in the science laborotory

by ratsonmydick420 May 22, 2014

Scheren ficker

German: Scissor fucker, means to have a sexual attraction to sharp blades.

He's a scheren ficker (He's a scissor fucker)

by Bananub March 15, 2015

Schmegeigel

The most insidious of racial slurs the affects all races (excluding white) , sexuality, gender, religion and, dialects. The origin of this word is unknown but could be a ancient slur the whites used when proving dominance over the lesser apes . The word is often used best when placed amongst slurs.

You're a god damn Schmegeigel nigger loving queer sympathizer

by schmegeigel March 10, 2016

schmekela

A newborn baby penis defined by Yiddish slang

He thought hew had been born well endowed , but he merely has a schmekela.

by webster maven February 4, 2017

schmeeting

A low-key gathering of people brought together to smoke marijuana.

Yo. My grandma is still awake, so we are schmeeting in the garage. Bring the fatty that you just rolled.

by TronBee October 26, 2017

Schmerfed

Schmerfed Schmerf To puke or get wasted, barf, vomit, hurl, blow cookies and/or chunks.

Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.

Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.

by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019

Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.

by beancrock July 16, 2019