abc schedule

When your partner only lets you shag on special occasions like Anniversaries, Birthdays, and Christmas. Therefore making it the ABC schedule.

Yeah man, Cristin has Michael on that ABC Schedule.

by Jebbbbbby February 15, 2017

scheissenfreude

1. the beautiful feelings of transformation that are expressed on the faces that get shat on in german scheisse porn.

2. the feelings of relief that most people who see the video get because shit's not their kink.

"I'm so happy I can feel the weight of of your turd curling around from my upper lip, over my wide-open eye and across my forehead! The aroma is giving me the most excrellent scheissenfreude I've ever felt!"

"young Thai lady-boys give me a boner but I feel great scheissenfreude that there are no diapers involved."

by mr. humann May 19, 2010

Schechner

Also, the state or condition of owning only one coat.

Have you seen him, wearing that ratty-ass beige coat every damn day? God, how schechner.

by w1nn4r August 9, 2003

Scheeaauunn

Weird and stupid way to say "sure". Derives it's orgin from the german word "schon" which literally means "already".

Scheeauunn is often used in southern parts of germany.

is frequently confused with "Scheuunnn" which means beautiful.

Man she's so horny! I can't wait to take her from behind!

- Scheeauunn!!

by pyro August 9, 2004

Scheduled Maintenance

A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.

I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonight... I hope she isn't offline for scheduled maintenance.

by rideSpecialized June 9, 2009

schedule raped

(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!

*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!

by Caroline Himanen February 4, 2010

I'll have to check my schedule.

The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.

"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"

by hardlyacquainted October 8, 2009