Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Retail Guilt

What you feel when you watch a documentary about climate change and remember all the crap you just ordered online.

"Wow, this episode of Patriot Act is really disturbing. I had no idea fast fashion was creating so much waste. Hey, are you okay? You look like you're going to throw up."

"Yeah... just thinking about the 10 shirts I don't need that'll be arriving on my doorstep tomorrow and having some serious retail guilt. I'm an asshole."

by Little Walnut December 3, 2019

Retail management

A dark art of being able to survive while being held responsible for issues and situations outside of your control by members of the public and by those who outrank you. Often used as the cause of and solution to all of the problems of unreasonable people. Long term exposure often leads to a lack of empathy, high tolerance to pain, apathy, institutionalisation and a lack of self care. In extreme cases can lead to the illusion of job security and belief in corporate policies.

I used to fell things before I started retail management

by j.dinnen February 26, 2021

Refiloe

Refiloe is a cool guy.who can blend in with everyone.fun to hang out with .has a few friends. Refiloe is a handsome guy and is sometimes quite. He likes being alone and really fun. He does some sports and friendly to everyone

Refiloe is a very loyal guy or lady

by Space dolphins November 23, 2021

Refael

Refael is jewish, very handsome, very rich, has very nice hair, kinda horny and has a huge cock!

OMG did u hear what Refael bought yesterday? He just got a Lamborghini and then spent 100k on a Rolex! He’s so lucky that he’s rich!!

by ayyoooooooooooooooooooooo November 28, 2021

Refiloe

From the South Sotho word for given, this name is very popular in South Africa for a girl.

This person wears their heart on their sleeves and is a loyal friend, but a bad ass bitch that should not be messed with. If you're looking for someone to help you bury a body, Refiloe is your go to person. The same applies when you need someone to help pay for your bail, or slash an ex's tires... Refiloe is the first phone call you would make.
But be careful, Refiloe is a great friend and treats everyone the same way they expect to be treated, so if you're not treating them as good as they are treating you, expect to get your head chopped off.

To know her is to love her. To know her is also to be shit scared of getting on her bad side.

Refiloe was really sweet yesterday, she helped me burn my ex's car.

by hiiialldayyy December 7, 2021

Washington refill

n. The type of night-time urination carried out in a rush in order to get back to the warmth of your bed. From the speedy nature of gas station customers in the Washington DC and surrounding areas.

"Honey I'm going for a Washington refill"

by marcusdesade January 25, 2005