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quarter life crisis

aka. Mid-youth crisis.

Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Wow, paying back these student loans is really a bitch...they are not helping my quarter life crisis one bit...time to put on my tie and go sit in my cube and play solitaire, I mean, work.
by Sunglasses May 11, 2004
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All Time Quarterback

The person designated to play quarterback for both teams when playing street football if there are an unequal amount of players.
It's 11 people out here. We'll play 5 on 5 and Mike will be All Time Quarterback because he has the best arm.
by mistahsmif January 28, 2011
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Quarter Birthday

A party that is held for a person exactly three months to the day after someones birthday. Because its one quarter of a year since there Birthday.

He was born on April 5th, so his quarter Birthday will be on July 5th.
Its his Quarter Birthday.
by judge dredd7 October 11, 2012
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Quarter-Job

When You Get A Blowjob From A Cheap, Smelly, Whore For Only A Quarter.
"We Have To Go To Mikes Moms House To Get Quarter-Jobs Before The Party."
by Mitchell Clooky January 8, 2008
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Hard Quarter

A 25-cent piece, not a combination of coins totaling 25 cents.
You got a hard quarter I can borrow? This machine only takes 25-cent pieces.
by Tray Day January 7, 2008
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two for a quarter whore

a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter
damn... that jane girl is a two for a quarter whore
by mulletman69 August 28, 2006
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Quarter-ass

by Krog April 27, 2006
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