mutchka

A sexy ass kid named Joey

Damn he must be a mutchka!

by Mutchka May 24, 2016

mulch-muncher

One who willingly engages in aniligus/cunnilingus (i.e. eatin' da ass)

John: "Bro, I heard she's all about those rim jobs."

Jack: "Yeah she's a real mulch-muncher."

by FookinBagel September 4, 2016

Mulch Nigga

A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.

Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.

by Egg Nigga July 13, 2017

Multichocolatural

Accepting of all chocolate.

Non discriminatory stance toward chocolate of any origin.

Eg.1
Hey do you want this chocolate, friend?

Of course!

Eg.2
My mouth is a multichocolatural heaven!

by Jeffinition July 29, 2017

Mullchild

Derogatory term for people who have one black and one white parent or have ancestors who have black and white parents (Mulatto). Can also be used towards anyone who doesn't have stereotypically black or white skin like Latin-Americans.

"Woah, really? That's such a Mullchild thing to say."
"Lil pump is a typical drug-addict Mullchild."
"Short black hair artiffically painted to look blonde? You can't be more of a Mullchild, bro."

by NotBadIntent August 19, 2018

Multihanding

To pleasure your girl and yourself at the same time. To pleasure two woman at once.

During sex. Hey baby want to do some Multihanding?

by Runsilent1976 September 10, 2018

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018