didabolean logic

Pronunciation: did-ə-ˈbō-lē-ən ˈlä-jik
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW USA
Date: 2010

A particular mode of reasoning that results from smoking marijuana.

His decision to put on some music and have a beer, rather than to return to work, was a result of some solid didabolean logic.

by Growlvin January 22, 2010

Penis Logic

(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.

At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

teacher logic

Punishing a group of people (usually students of a class) for an individual's actions.

Mrs. C used teacher logic and got us all in detention after Rob put thumbtacks on her chair.

by btg3 July 14, 2015

homestuck logic

When you hate something and you love something at the same time. Basically stupid logic

It stupid but it's awesome! Hah homestuck logic

by Willis Miller March 28, 2017

Earth Lagging

Mean's you are behind in human society.

Oh brother, he's earth lagging

by TCo[R] September 14, 2020

Prokopis logic

A form of informal logic where neither the thought process apparently makes no immediate sense.

-Should I walk to the next city or move out of the country?
-Wow, that is Prokopis logic 101.

by piklachou September 9, 2021

situation-loggie

1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness.

2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.

1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands."

2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.

by Wally Wonderous January 7, 2010