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John Holmes

The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.
John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.
by dothejeffreydahmer August 14, 2007
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Holmewood

A crap council estate in Bradford with an even worse population of scrappers and chavs.
Ryan: Hey Conor, You going to Holmewood Gala?
Conor: Hell no bro, that place is full of Holmewoodians

Chav1: CUMING SCRAPPIN IN OMEWUD?
CHAV2: YEH MUSH, BARE METAL
by jonfromomewudmushbrap June 9, 2011
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jizz holes

Two holes on the lower back of bitches and hoes that are spaced between 6.9 cm to 6.9 in
Dude i totally jizzed on my girlfriends jizz holes and i over filled them
by roberto rivera November 7, 2006
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Christian Holmes

A person commonly found sexually attractive to the majority of people (men and women) in the world.
Eva Green: Ooh, I think everyone finds that guy attractive. He's a Christian Holmes!
by yesiknowimananimal December 22, 2008
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All Holes Filled

During a gangbang when the girl has a cock in every hole.
She enjoyed getting cock in all her holes at once.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
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No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred is a term used when talking about sex where the woman will accept the mans penis in all the popular places: Mouth oral sex; Pussy vaginal sex; Ass anal sex

A website for consenting adults looking "no holes barred" NHB sex. www.noholesbarred.co
High honey, I heard you will take it in anywhere - no holes barred. Can I have sex with you please!
by Uncle Alfred January 12, 2017
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glazed donut holes

The state of being during intercourse when female ejaculate coats the testicles therefore glazing your doughnut holes
That chick was riding me for so long she left me with glazed donut holes
by Colorawdo_crook November 16, 2015
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