hamstairs

(n.) A potentially infinite flight of stairs created for a held hamster by repeatedly placing a free hand in front of it as it walks.

"My hamster won't sit still when I hold it, so to keep it from plunging to its death I employ the hamstairs maneuver."

by DiceOfDeath August 25, 2009

hastag abuser

A hashtag abuser is a person who uses the hashtag incorrectly like instead of # they put * love the Hashtag don't abuse it! The hashtag is #Awesome

Why u such a 'hastag abuser" hashtags are awesome!!

by #Beautiful August 4, 2014

Hipstark

A person who is usually quite a smarty kid, good looking, and has one hell of a voice. Most people like him because he's very helpful when it comes to drama, handsome as hell, and has some soft, curly hair. Only downside is that he is very salty.

Guy 1: You know that Hipstark guy?
Guy 2: Yea, isn't he such an amazing man?
Guy 1: Hell yea he is, I just hate how he's always yelling curses whenever he bumps something or someone

by Vozhd October 22, 2017

Haystack

An unusually large amount of pubic hair on a girl.

When I took this girl's panties off, she had so much pubic hair I thought I was looking at a haystack.

by Tjlazer111 November 9, 2019

Haystack Brownie

A term widely used in various rural community clubs and industries (such as 4H , Dairy Farmer's, etc.): when one or more individuals participate in anal sex while in a barn and shit finds it's way onto the hay...you have a "Haystack Brownie".

"When Cecil climaxed, he turned the whole loft into a Haystack Brownie".

by Davide Esq. November 19, 2019

Hipstafarian

A crossover between a hipster and a trustafarian. Lives self-indulgently, wears cheap flip flops, and uses essential oils in lieu of other body fragrances. Uses disposable income to create an intricate and artistic personal image, and doesn't care if anyone notices or not. Abides by the hipster commandment: "Shun thee the popular and the trite." A hipstafarian generally maintains a lazy and careless relationship with current events and politics and would probably much rather discuss a pine tree they saw earlier. Basically these folks smoke a tidy amount of weed on the regular.

"OMG let's go get gas station cappuccino and listen to Velvet Underground!"

"You hipstafarian sonofabitch. I'm IN! Pass the pinchie!"

by 99devil August 12, 2020

HAMPSTAMP

Who is moonub?

"I don't have a diaper, but I'm a hampstamper" - HAMPSTAMP SONG

by fuck me right in the ass hole February 28, 2022