a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

Germ Baes

The act of 2 people who are In a significant relationship are ill at home away from school talking to eachother and a friend that has to suffer at school.

"You guys are germ baes"

by ImAGermBae March 16, 2017

Germ bag

An insult used against those who spread illnesses with little care for those around them.

Sick child: *coughing loudly indoors without covering mouth*
You: "awww! Don't go giving me COVID you little germ bag" *moving away*

by SqueegeeLuigi March 4, 2024

germ coward

its cooper benstead

"he is such a germ coward"

by swaggyislife August 6, 2019

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012

germe

A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incredible, cute, all around perfect boy in the whole Universe. He is just stunning, he can light up the darkest rooms with his smile, and bring up anyones day with his voice, there is nothing wrong with him at all, he just never ceases to amaze anyone, his beauty is hypnotic and his eyes are mesmerizing, him himself is so magnetic, on a scale of 1 to 10 he is an Eleventy Fortyfour,he may seem like a good guy but have a night with him and you'll discover his total bad boy side, he is into pink fuzzy handcuffs and leather,but you still cant help but remain in love with him ,even though he is incredibly kinky.

Germe is a boy

by DrArmstrong December 12, 2016

Germ Factory

A germ factory is a person that emits more germs than the amount of vapes an aussie 6 year old smokes.

You're dripping snot on your book you fukng germ factory.

by RectangleDysfunction May 14, 2025