flapjowler

A person who never stops talking absolute shit

That Morag is a right flapjowler, I wish she would shut the fuck up!

by visciousvegetables June 2, 2007

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

flapdiddly

A flapdiddly is to do a u-turn

D- We passed our turn to Stillorgan!
PJ- We can do a flapdiddly at the next junction!

by Baron Munchausen June 13, 2008

Flap-Cheese

Female of Fomunda Cheese. Crud that collects/grows between the flaps of the vagina when it has not been washed. This can consist of Sweat, Dirt, Discharge, and possible semen...god knows what else gets stuck in between there.

"God Becky, you should wash yourself...I can smell your Flap-Cheese from here"

by thoushallnotknow August 14, 2014

Flapjackoff

Catching air on your pancake flap but regretfully finding the floor.

Alas dear chef, every time I come into the kitchen I find you flapjackoffing.

by drmyiis May 31, 2017

fapylike

an international version of "fapyrád". Also a primitive creature that masturbates seven times a day, even though it has a 1 inch penis.

Dude 1: "Did u see dat fapylike there."
Dude 2: "Yeah, dats gross."

by lexpumas December 12, 2017

Flap your trousers

A northern irish term dating back to the ship building days in Belfast - at the end of the Friday shift, builders would remove their heavy work trousers and flap them, signalling the end of the shift to other workers. It has now become a common term amongst office workers in velfast.

Flap your trousers already and let's get to the pub

by Billybrice December 13, 2019