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Faltskog's Law

The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.
"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."
by Mestopheles November 12, 2017
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Falterations

Altering your faults onto someone else
You altered your fault onto me ! How could you lie ? I never did such a thing! You’re throwing falterations at me!
by AnonymousTwins December 20, 2017
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falterdan

falterdan, noun, exclamatory.

A universal cuss word, similar to Battlestar Galactica's "faldercarb" first appearing in 'Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 2: Bush Rescue' as being spoken by Gooboo Steve, as well as appearing in 'Blade Kitten'.

Origin: Created by Steve Stamatiadis as a kid due to a misheard line in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Steve Stamatiadis voiced the character Gooboo Steve, who is also jokingly modeled after him.

|"When I was a kid I thought the line from "The Empire Strikes Back" when Luke is crashing into Dagobah was "All this falterdan, I can't see a thing!" - it is actually "All the scopes are dead, I can't see a thing!".

It makes more sense when you realize Battlestar Galactica was using "Faldercarb" as a stand in space cuss word at the time. So Falterdan made plenty of sense.

It was another Star Wars fan friend who suggested I should use it. So I do. As does Gooboo Steve for good reason ;) Oh yeah you'll also find it used a lot in Blade Kitten."|

|"Gooboo Steve was jokingly modeled after Steve Stamatiadis of Krome Studios, who had a major part in making the games. Stamatiadis uses the alias "Gooboo Steve" on several websites, and also did the voice acting for the character."|
That douchebag Kyle is a steaming pile of falterdan!
by BigButteryBiscuit June 28, 2018
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flart

An anal indiscretion (i.e., butt-trumpet toot) that inadvertently slips out while you’re in the middle of playfully expressing romantic interest in someone. Depending on who you talk to, this intensely-humiliating occurrence (especially if it’s exceedingly loud and/or odiferous) can be either a turn-off or an advantage… while it’s certainly true that many individuals are indeed totally grossed out by any and all sphincter-splutters (no matter how “perfect” or “melodious” they happen to be!), some others --- especially slightly-crude-natured guys --- actually **enjoy** a good “rip-snorter”, and so their knowing that you are capable of occasionally producing such “priceless auditory gems” can actually be an attraction for them. Plus of course, this event can also be somewhat of an “acid test” for determining the other person’s true level of overall tolerance and understanding towards fellow humans… if he just casually “smiles ‘n’ shrugs” in response to your whizpopper, this is a good sign that not only will he be easy-going about this and any other fairly-minor bodily-malfunctions of yours, but he probably also doesn’t “sweat the small stuff” in other areas of his life, as well, and thus he may make a good compatible partner “over the long haul”.
I wouldn’t wish a flart on anyone, but it can be useful in learning how sensitive and forgiving your prospective partner is regarding trivial matters.
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
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Flahtzen

Flahtzen means Schnitzel it's a food in our language.
Flahtzen is a really good food
I wanna eat some Schnitzel
Flahtzen
by BlobbyPixel December 13, 2018
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FLARTSY

CARI WAS REAL FLARTSY WHEN SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH CHAD AND LET SOME FLATULENCE SLIP.
by REDABASHLEY February 27, 2019
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Flarth

Some nasty ass thing a big boi named lance invented
I got bullied for bringing flarth to school
by PRZMTC March 21, 2019
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