Asian Dad Driving

An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.

usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:

"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"

"FUCK YOU"

*crash*

"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"

by thebrownbrothers March 6, 2007

Driving Appliance

A vehicle that is void of any passion and is simply a means of getting from Point A to Point B. These vehicles have no soul or charisma and are as boring as a Kenmore refrigerator. Driving Appliances include, but are not limited to Toyota's, Hyundai's, Kia's, as well as some Honda's, Buick's, and Mercury's. Basically any car that penny pincher's or grandmas drive fall under this umbrella.

That BMW is sweet! So much thought and care given to the small details. It sure beats that Driving Appliance of a Corolla my aunt drives.

by VW1 November 3, 2009

Wank Driving

Someone who jacks off while driving. Please note this is extremely dangerous as most men loser thoughts of what they are doing during orgasm.

Wank Driving;

playboy magazine delivery boy gets extremely horny and starts jacking off in car causing a serious of car accidents and some free magazines.

by Mr.MagicMushrooms August 2, 2010

driving by braille

This occurs when someone who is driving on the freeway consistently drives on the white reflectors to guide their path as opposed to driving in the center of the reflector lines. Much akin to a blind person running their fingers over the special bumps to read something.

Hey are you gonna stop driving by braille or what? It's giving me a headache.

by Laura Chatterton May 17, 2007

Driving the white bus

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.

After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

by mj_oblio June 17, 2004

Driving Game

A game played when bored. Usually late at night.
Rules of game: Cram as many people as humanly possible into a car. Drive randomly. When stopped at a stop light, look at the clock in the car. If the time is even, go right. If the time is odd, go left. If the driver turns onto a highway, roll some dungeons and dragon dice and go that many exits. If there is only a normal die available, add a zero to the number, and go that many exits. When hungry, pull into the nearest ihop/denny's. Driver never pays for gas or food.

I went on an adventure last night when playing the driving game; we fit 7 people into a 2-door car!

by 2SXE4U March 31, 2011

Driving the Bus

The act of having sex doggie-style, where the man's hand is resting on the female's lower back or upper rear-end. The combination of the two often results in a motion which resembles using the large steering wheel on a school bus.

Hey Dale, were you driving the bus last night or did you just go missionary the whole way?

by Butt Masterson February 13, 2009