When your ex is a complete douche and they keep coming back trying to worm their way into your life after you've dumped them for their repeated douchebaggery; They try to prohibit you from moving on to a better relationship with a non-douche.
They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.
They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.
by Valfral March 22, 2013
Get the Douchebaggage mug.Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, usually a restaurant manager, he'll schmooze people he deems he can gain from and be a motherfucker to his workers. Probably has genital warts.
"So work was going fine, right up til Steve showed up treating everyone like shit, he's such a douchebaggio!"
by Philllipp McCracken October 28, 2013
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by mangled-elven-ass September 3, 2014
Get the douchewagging mug.1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010
Get the Douchebag Constant mug.A chin beard, usually short and well-groomed, that is purposely shaved into the shape of a triangle pointing towards one's lower lip, with no other hair on the person's face (mustache, sideburns, etc.) The name comes from the fact that a person who has it is usually a douchebag.
Person 1: Wow, that fucker just flipped me off! Is 50 in a 40 zone not fast enough for him?
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me, he's got the douchebag triangle.
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me, he's got the douchebag triangle.
by Milky Cannon January 24, 2011
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That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.
by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014
Get the douchebag pushups mug.The friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce him and apologize about afterwards. The worst part is what that dude says is TRUE!!
Ed: Man, I can't believe you brought that guy over here yesterday. He tore me up for displaying the commemorative Obama Plate collection momma bought my for my birthday!
Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!
Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!
by DBD1983 August 14, 2014
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