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hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis
by Teehomo April 1, 2008
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stage curtains

extremly large red pissflaps.flaps that hang out of the vagina excessively.
that filthy slag has the largest stage curtains ive ever seen. i then proceeded to suck on her fat stage curtains followed by me taking a tip on her face.and then farting into her mouth and then i took a burst on her face. oh yeah
by Andrew McColl June 2, 2008
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Hanging Curtains of Babylon

Term for slightly overstretched labia. Horrendous insult that should only be used under extreme duress or for cheap laughs. Wil lresult in violence or bemusement.
"Fuck off, don't talk about my funny-shaped cock, your minge is like the hanging curtains of Babylon."
by Nathdogg September 11, 2003
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Curtain

When someone is being an absolute dick. Usually a mess about insult but can be taken seriously .
Person 1: oi you stop being a fuckin curtain

Person 2: sorry
by Getmeoffthissite January 8, 2020
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Boerewors Curtain

The Jukskei River in Gauteng, South Africa.

The name is taken from boerewors (Traditional South Africa sausage used as a reference to the Afrikaans language) and the Iron Curtain (The border between communist East and Capitalist West during the Cold War)

This river lies between Pretoria(largely Afrikaans speaking) and Johannesburg (largely english speaking).

Boerewors Curtain refers to the river that lies between them, You are going behind it when you cross the Juksei river from Johannesburg and emerging from it, crossing from Pretoria.

The language barrier between the two cities.
We just crossed the Boerewors Curtain, *Nou kan ons weer afrikaans praat.

*Now we kan speak afrikaans again.
by afridaan February 28, 2011
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Curtain Pulling

When a female stands over another individuals face and allows him/her to tug on her labia (Vaginal Lips)until the skin sags.
Her Curtain Pulling took me three hours to loosen her snatch lips!
by TJ Konkel May 2, 2006
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Meat Curtains

The long beautiful pussy lips some lucky girls possess. Lips that hang at least 1-1/2".
I shucked those panties to find the most delicious set of meat curtains I've ever opened.
by Scottokelley January 13, 2017
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