croped

Corporate groping – The act of feeling out your predecessor before he leaves the company, usually performed under duress. When performed with consent this act is usually called training.

“The conditions of receiving the package included training my replacement, I felt ‘croped’!”

by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009

copped

british slang for shot or killed

poor bitch, must have copped it in the cross fire.

by finkleburg March 28, 2004

corned beef inspector

a corned beef inspector is a male that is attracted to females that have ginger hair and rough skin.

hey bert look at that corned beef girl shes fit

by popadopalis June 21, 2005

Carpedo

A person who unnecesarily drives their car whilst children are walking to school. The pedo is a reference to paeodophile because they are abusing children by filling the air with carcinogenic fumes.

An example of a carpedo would be school run mums who could easily get up ten minutes earlier in the morning and walk their kids to school.

by Leotard22 April 22, 2009

corked

When someone get's messed with either phisically or emotionally in a humerous way that does not harm or insult the person that was "corked".

Person One: Dude, He got corked by that kid over there.

Person Two: Oh man, by who!?

Person One: By Chris Smith, he tried to make fun of him but couldn't.

by Terrence May 26, 2004

Corked bat

An erection made hard with the help of Viagra. You can be drunk and full of pills and still fuck if you are swingib with a corked bat

I was fucked up drunk and on percocets but I could still lay pipe cause I was swinging with a corked bat.

by Jacky Treehorn June 16, 2003

Corned Beef

The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.

Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"

by HOB November 1, 2006