croped

Corporate groping – The act of feeling out your predecessor before he leaves the company, usually performed under duress. When performed with consent this act is usually called training.

“The conditions of receiving the package included training my replacement, I felt ‘croped’!”

by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009

colorado cropduster

Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.

Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!

by Stagmen November 3, 2017

Cropped porn

An unfunny joke made by unfunny children who are too young to be on the internet or grown men on the internet made to bait children into seeing cropped or edited porn. There are youtubers that make a career of this shit despite general distaste for this shit for money. If your going to become a content creator, than DO. NOT. USE. THIS. METHOD. OF. "CONTENT."

"The fuck was that?"
"A meme."
"TF you mean 'a meme'?"
"A funny meme."
"No dumbass! You didn't send me a meme, you sent me cropped porn!"
"Your just mad your not a man of culture!"
"No, your just mad that I don't have a fucking porn addiction jerry!"

by SSSNOOTY February 17, 2023

Cooped

To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day

I just set up for the day and now i just been Cooped.

by Mr Magoe September 12, 2014

cropdust

Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter. Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".

"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cropdust them?"

by Katgirl27 December 1, 2006

flow cropped

Verb. The act of getting ones hair cut.

"i got my flow cropped last night"

by Bret Ridgeway April 4, 2007

Get Coped

(V.) The act of or usage of marijuana, directly leading to the listening of Citizen Cope music. Such action may also lead to the following: getting laid, chillen coped out with your boys, or getting twisted.

Gain: Man, I way too much energy right now. I wanna do something. Let's get coped!
Phil: Yeah, man.
(Citizen Cope music ensues)

Gain: I am sooo coped right now.
Phil: Me too, let's get twisted later.
Lex: Where's the liquid cope at??

Sean: I got so liquid cope last weekend man.
Phil: You had so much liquid that you need to go to AA.
Gain: Werd.

by CopedOut69 October 21, 2008