"Corporate pole dance" A gesture or speech an executive makes to save face during bad times. For instance , at some point just before the CEO closes an event he showers accolades on his peers (many true but just as many of the compliments are untrue).
“It looks like our CEO saved his severance package because he did an excellent croledance before he announced he would be leaving”.
One version of the croledance is when executives mention how hard it is for them to implement layoffs, off-shoring or outsourcing.
One version of the croledance is when executives mention how hard it is for them to implement layoffs, off-shoring or outsourcing.
by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009
Corporate groping – The act of feeling out your predecessor before he leaves the company, usually performed under duress. When performed with consent this act is usually called training.
by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009
You’re so wrong that you’re wrong before you open your mouth or have an opinion. It’s kind of like being married.
by uberdoppleganger June 25, 2019
"What would Dirty Harry do?"
You see a punk and he's about to go for his gun. You have a question to ask yourself... WWDHD! (What would Dirty Harry do?).
by uberdoppleganger May 02, 2009
“Buddy got ‘craped’, he lost his pension and insurance when they made the big layoff announcement. He worked for the company for 29 years, 364 days when they fired him”.
by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009